So a Lady and Her Monkey Walk Into a Petsmart...

I went to Petsmart yesterday to get some things for little Mary Margaret, and while I was pulling into the parking lot, I passed a lady getting out of her car with a monkey on her shoulders.

Of course I came to a screeching halt because there was a lady getting our of her car WITH A MONKEY ON HER SHOULDERS, and that's just something you don't see every day.

I proceeded to take a photo...

...but then thought it would be better to capture the craziness on video, so here it is:

Lady and Her Monkey Go to Petsmart from Karyn Bosnak on Vimeo.

 

When I told Mark about the lady and her monkey and showed him my movie, he said, "You really are crazy." I was like, "I'm crazy? THE MONKEY WAS WEARING A DIAPER AND PEARLS."

I mean, for real, let's put this into perspective.

Anywho, here's another photo of the lady and her monkey at the checkout counter:

I realize I now have one cat and two dogs, but at least I don't walk around with a monkey on my shoulders. (Yet.)

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Mary Margaret's First Flight

So I'm at O'Hare right now getting ready to fly back to New York with my babies. Bev and Mary Margaret are in one bag together.

Earlier there was some cuddling, but now I hear a bit of growling. Mary Margaret has a tendency to terrorize poor Beverly...

The big thing I'm afraid of, however, isn't the growling—it's that Mary Margaret will poop in her bag. If she does poop, I've decided that I'm going to poop too, because me shitting myself will totally trump her shitting herself, right?

That's gross... girls shouldn't talk about poop.

Poop, poop, poop.

Anywho... I'll check in later to tell you how it goes. The flight is delayed right now, which just makes the possibility of pooping more likely. For me and her.

(I know, I know... girls shouldn't talk about poop.)

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Mark Wahlberg Preps For the Big 4-0 With a Family Lunch

Mark Wahlberg and Rhea Durham held hands as they left lunch at LA's Il Pastaio on Thursday. They were then off to the Westfield Center to shop with their young son Brandon. The Wahlberg family is prepping for a big birthday celebration this weekend, since Mark turns 40 on Sunday! He's home to mark the milestone with his wife and kids after spending the past few weeks in Boston with Mila Kunis on the set of their dark comedy Ted. Mila's the latest on Mark's long list of A-list costars, and his next partner may be a surprising one - he's apparently teaming up with Justin Bieber for an untitled basketball drama. Happy early birthday Mark!

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"X-Men:First Class": In Theaters Now!

Bringing its star-packed revival of the mutant superhero franchise back to the big screen, "X-Men: First Class" arrived in theaters today (June 3).

The Matthew Vaughn-directed prequel, which has created much box office buzz, stars a well put together cast including James McAvoy, January Jones and Jennifer Lawrence.

A synopsis of the film via IMDB reads: "Before Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr took the names Professor X and Magneto, they were two young men discovering their powers for the first time. Before they were archenemies, they were closest of friends, working together, with other Mutants (some familiar, some new), to stop the greatest threat the world has ever known. In the process, a rift between them opened, which began the eternal war between Magneto's Brotherhood and Professor X's X-MEN."

You can catch all the action of the comic book based caper at a theater near you today!

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Chelsy Davy: Ibiza Babe

Enjoying a luxurious holiday, Chelsy Davy was spotted out to lunch with some friends in Ibiza, Spain today (June 2).

The sexy socialite looked to be having a great time during the meal, and had a cigarette before heading to the airport to catch a departing flight.

Chelsy has been living it up as of late ever since she and Prince Harry decided to call it quits on their relationship again.

An insider shared, ?[Chelsy] saw the way that he was flirting with Pippa Middleton at the royal wedding, and it?s only natural that she felt pangs of jealousy. Harry will never be the faithful type and Chelsy doesn?t want to live her life in a fishbowl.?

?Even if Harry were to propose she?d say no. She doesn?t want to be a princess ? [Kate Middleton] knows how to play the game, and she says all the right things. Chelsy is more of a free spirit.?

?Harry knows that with his looks, charm and title, he can have practically any woman he wants, so he figures, why not play the field? He wants to go to L.A. with Will and Kate in July?He wants to conquer all of the leading ladies in Hollywood!?

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'Glee' Season Finale Exclusive: Listen To 'Yeah!' Here

An a cappella girl group covers Usher's hit for Nationals in next week's episode.
By Aly Semigran


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During this week's episode of "Glee", the gang from New Directions took a big risk when they decided they would compete in Nationals by singing their own original songs. Well, the stakes just got a little higher.

MTV News has an exclusive first listen to one of the rival groups who will go up against the McKinley High glee club in New York City during next Tuesday's (May 24) big season two finale. In the upcoming episode, an all-female a cappella group sings Usher's 2004 club and radio smash "Yeah!," which may have the Nationals judges saying just that.

Singers replace synthesizers for the four-note melody that repeats throughout the song, and lead vocalists RaVaughn Brown and Missi Hale match the high energy that Usher, Lil Jon and Ludacris brought to the track.

Granted, a few things have been tweaked in the version for the tween-friendly show, including the length (the original is over four minutes long, while the "Glee" version comes in at three and a half minutes) and the tune's instructions to "Take that and rewind it back ... got the rhythm make ya booty go."

Also, instead of Ludacris' verse, "We want a lady in the street/ And a freak in the bed," one girl sings, "You know you want a kiss on the lips, old red." The line, "Ludacris fill cups like double D's" has also been cut from the song.

But, it's not all PG. At one point in the girls' rendition of the track, they page homage to Lil Jon's crunk hit "Get Low," singing, "From the windows to the walls" and even Mystikal's booty-happy single "Shake Ya Ass," when they urge, "Show me whatcha' workin' with."

At the 2005 Grammy Awards, the power trio of Usher, Lil Jon and Ludacris won the Best Rap/Sung Collaboration for "Yeah!" But, will the song bring the same sort of fortune to this girl group at Nationals? Or will the glory all belong to New Directions this time? Gleeks will still have to wait a few more days to find out.

The "Glee" season finale airs Tuesday at 9 p.m. on Fox, while "Glee": The Music, Volume 6, including the three new original songs "Light Up the World," "Pretending" and "As Long as You're There," will be available on Monday.

What do you think of this a cappella group's version of "Yeah!"? Let us know in the comments section below!

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